I've been reading some whacked out stuff lately, I won't bore you with details, however this has led me to a question for you all...
What kind of a dog are you?
Not the kind you want, or the kind you want to be, or the kind you THINK you are, but the true dog that you are.
Myself, I would have to say I'm a cross between a German Shephard and a Labrador Retriever. My shephard instincts make me loyal and true, a boon companion, yet champion guard dog, I take my responibilities very seriously and disregard people who don't. My Lab instincts make me fat and lazy, with attempts at humor and playfulness. I love the water and all things associated with it.
Now, sometimes in my strange little universe, I can see poodles (those women who are certainly high maintenence with squeaky voices) or bulldogs with their pushed in noses (generally where men are concerned, their flabby jaws and unkempt air) or even those small Jack dogs (mostly children, over excited and yapping at everything and nothing).
So tell me, what kind of dog are you?